1. The majority of my friends have children and/or are expecting
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| Not my actual friends, but they could be.. |
2. When typing number 1, I almost wrote "our friends"
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| Mi amor! |
3. Nickelback has been sounding like decent music for the past year or so..
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| No caption needed. |
4. When once I would browse the latest Cosmo or People Magazine while waiting in the check-out lane, I now find myself gravitating towards Better Homes and Gardens
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| Love. |
5. It has been almost 10 years since I graduated high school
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| So many big dreams.. |
6. Once the clock strikes 10pm, it is far too late to consider going out (and I can't even tell you the last time I actually went out..)
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| This feels right.. |
7. Drunk people annoy me now more than ever
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| Is there any hope for the future of America? |
8. My 401K has become important
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| My precious.. |
9. 90% of the time, I cannot stand listening to any of the crap on the radio
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| Make it stop. |
10. I am older than everyone who played in the NCAA tournament and have been for the past few years
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| Babies.. (so sad they didn't make the tourny this year..) |
11. I worry about the world our children are going to grow up in.. texting, "likes", and "followers" are NOT a substitute for face-to-face talks and real friends..
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| Where are his parents?! *vomit* |
12. I find selfies to be extremely narcissistic.
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| Look at me! Look at me! |
13. I reminisce about "the good old days" and the great times I had growing up
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| Always wanted a pair of these.. Never got um.. |
14. I pay a mortgage and not rent and spend money and time on home repair
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| In college I volunteered with Habitat for Humanity It's been helpful in my adult life.. |
15. There is a high likelihood that I will become the mom to an actual human-being within the next few years.... Lord help me, I can't even keep a cactus alive..
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| Be very afraid.. |
